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The synopsis goes something like this ... Dr. Abraham Van Helsing (Giles) is granted immortality by the Catholic Church until he can hunt down Dracula (Logan). - Courtesy of The Internet Movie Database. |
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Something to sink your teeth into ... Another of those cheaply-made rip-offs from dodgy studio The Asylum. Apparently at one stage during the film a voice-over describes vampire behavior, saying "It would be different if they were like wasps, one sting and they're dead, but instead they come back again, and again, and again." You idiots! Ah, wasps can sting as many times as they want. Bees sting and die a certain death, almost as quickly as this movie. And the makers have the nerve to put Bram Stoker's name to it. By the way, the star, Giles, is an Australian actor who started on prime-time 'soaps' Home and Away and All Saints. Oh well, gotta earn a buck. A review from someone who's seen it ... Absolute Horror IMDb Rating ... 1.7 (1086 votes) |
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