Speaking of ROBERT PATTINSON, and things that really suck, can you see MICHAEL CERA getting involved in the TWILIGHT SAGA phenomenon? I have no idea if there are any characters in the books but yet to appear on the big-screen that would suit the actor.

I confess, I am not a TWILIGHT afficionado. But, if you've got Cera gothing it up, going all pale face, sucking on some chick's neck and I might actually start watching the series I have been so far loathe to. It could work too.

Now you Twihards out there can correct me if I'm wrong, but apparently there is a kind-of royal vampire coven known as the Volturi that lives in Volterra, Italy. Well, hey, Cera's father, Luigi, comes from Sicily, so he he'd be perfect to play one of those Italian vamps. After all, he probably doesn't have a good enough six-pack to become a werewolf.

TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE is in the final stages of production and is scheduled for release in June this year, with TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN being set for a 2011 release ... and hopefully that's it. We'll keep our fingers crossed for Michael.